'Perfect,' said the devil, 'then you're going to LOVE Mondays, Monday is our gambling day.
'I gamble a little bit,' said the guy, 'I play poker with my friends every now and then and always have a bet on the big horse races.' 'Let me give you an example,' he said, 'what's today? Monday right? Yes, Monday. Unconvinced, the guy prepared to object but the devil cut him off. 'Calm down,' said the devil, 'the rules for going upstairs are a lot stricter than people realize - and besides, like I said before, it's really not that bad here.' 'How can that be, I'm a good person, this can't be right, it can't be!' 'What!?!' said the guy, starting to panic. 'but before you get overly concerned, it's not as bad as you think it is!' 'You're in Hell,' said the devil, appearing. A guy gets hit by a bus and finds himself in front of iron gates.
